Start 2021 Now! 2020 is so last year... let's just move on!

Start 2021 Now! 2020 is so last year... let's just move on!

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The Inane Campaign Podcast started this petition to Jools Holland

2020 has been a pretty terrible by anyone's standards... I can't imagine there is anyone in the world that hasn't been in some way touched by the environmental atrocities, the global pandemic or the largest scale civil unrest in living history!  If anyone has managed to escape unscathed by those huge global events, then they are surely holed up somewhere far too remote to be listening to this. 
 
It's been a pretty depressing time and, whilst things are looking up you could be forgiven for wanting to crawl under a blanket and hide there safe and warm for 2021 to slide into view.  But do we really need to wait?? Let's just write off the rest of 2020 and crack straight on with 2021.  be honest – what else have you got planned that you need to get on with this year?  They've run out if episodes of Eastenders, nobody's realistically going on holiday and the most exciting social event in anyone's diary is an  appropriately distanced cup of tea in Auntie Barbara's Garden. 
 
I suppose there is Christmas, we could probably squeeze that in quickly.  Actually why not? I've always wondered what it would be like to be an Australian and have Chrimbo in the summer, we could just have a go at that.  We'll do it next week on the 25th a few little prezzies might cheer people up. 
 
 What do you really need to make a new year anyway? – Jools Holland on the telly, some fireworks on the London Eye, and Big Ben to chime – and I know that Big Ben is supposed to be taking it easy at the moment, but if they could fire it up for Brexit, then surely they could do it for this.  We'll get Jools on it, I'm sure he could tap up Stormzy and Ed Sheeran for a bit of Auld Lang Syne. 
 
The hardest bit of a new year is the resolutions ...  You make plans to get out and about a bit more, do a few press ups and to visit the people who really matter, but this time you'd actually mean it.  
 
So let's make the end of June, the end of this year and then we can crack straight on with the next one, which we I confidently predict is going to be an awesome year!  Until recently 2021 would have been rubbish, one of those fallow years, like when Glastonbury stops people from singing in the rain, and dancing in their wellies.  But... All the good stuff that was going to happen this year but didn't, like the Euro's and Olympics, and  that's all happening in 2021.  I can't wait... we don't need to wait... let's not wait! 

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