For too long the name Wokingham has encouraged Woke-ism.  It's time the MP for Wokingham recognised this problem and changes the name to something more representative.

John Redwood has, for years, campaigned for Brexit and been a voice for fisherman.  This is all the more remarkable given he he is clueless about both. So it is fitting that to discourage Woke-ism and celebrate the towering genius of John Redwood Wokingham should be renamed Brexingham-on-sea.

The name may seem odd at first, as the town is nowhere near the sea, but given time - likely to be millenia - coastal erosion will see to this.  This will also conveniently coincide with the first benefits of Brexit transpiring.