Every day the natives of the 2nd floor corridor of Atholl are subjugated to sitting on the floor like 2nd class citizens. We the undersigned ask for, nay, demand justice. With a sofa we will be able to sit, lounge, splay, recline and relax our way into a first. The sofa does not need to be good, we are but a simple folk (at the highest of altitudes), however a sofa is required nonetheless.
Much love, the residents of the 2nd floor corridor.
PS, failing that a chaise longue would be nice.