Recently we have all learnt about the awful and disgusting naughtiness that Theresa May likes to indulge in in her free time, and ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! We need to protect our farmer's fields from the wrath of Theresa May and her vagabonds, plundering and trespassing through our local fields (no wonder she's taken so many police officers off the streets!!). This disruptive and out-right unacceptable behaviour is threatening the very balance of law and order in our society, and we need CHANGE NOW! Sign this petition to allow Jeremy Corbyn to save the day and BRING BACK STABILITY TO OUR WHEAT FIELDS!! 

FOR THE MANY, NOT THE FEW