We've all known J. Rob since his birth as a young BIMaire Lad, and all had the pleasure to see him grow into the BIMaire Man he is today.

For many moons now I've been plagued, nay, shooketh, by the image of a young Red headed BIMaire lad with a song in his mind and his heart on his sleeve. I watched this BIMaire lad grow a magnificent beard and lose is full head of hair. All the while he sang that song, oh that glorious song. But despite seeing him grow into a jolly and much valued BIMaire man, I was troubled. Troubled by the fact that he never seemed to get the recognition he so desperately craved. The recognition for that great song that we all carry in our hearts. In honor of our BIMaire lads magnificent contribution to our BIMaire moral, I set forth this petition to immortalize J. Rob in BIMaire history by the name of Bald Ed. Sheeran. May the Gods of the BIMaire pantheon take notice as his name thunders through the heavens by the voice of every BIMaire Man and BIMaire Woman.