Make Dominos Stop Cutting Thin Crust Pizzas into Depressing and Disappointing Squares

The Issue

Everyone loves to order pizza. Pizza delivery is one of the most successful forms of food delivery for all ages and all occassions, and are met with excitement, celebration, and happiness. But now it ends in tears. I am not the only victim to this egregious sin. I ordered two large pizzas on a Wednesday movie night, one Pinapple/Bacon, one Pepperoni/Sausage. The Pep/Sausage was fine, beautiful even, but when I opened the other I was met with something horrific. I thought I was being punished for liking Pinapple on pizza. My once happy triangular pizza dreams were abolished when my eyes fell upon these sad, sad squares. Was this a hate crime? No. I later came to find out that Dominos Pizza LLC cuts all their thin crust pizzas this way. Why? No one can tell me. I've called locally, and corporate and neither have answers. Why go through the extra trouble to cut the pizza into squares and have customers met with anger, sadness, confusion, and even fear. We can "special request" that the pizza be cut pie-style, but the pizza itself comes square cut by default. 

This. Is. Wrong. 

Let's work together to end this treason. 

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The Issue

Everyone loves to order pizza. Pizza delivery is one of the most successful forms of food delivery for all ages and all occassions, and are met with excitement, celebration, and happiness. But now it ends in tears. I am not the only victim to this egregious sin. I ordered two large pizzas on a Wednesday movie night, one Pinapple/Bacon, one Pepperoni/Sausage. The Pep/Sausage was fine, beautiful even, but when I opened the other I was met with something horrific. I thought I was being punished for liking Pinapple on pizza. My once happy triangular pizza dreams were abolished when my eyes fell upon these sad, sad squares. Was this a hate crime? No. I later came to find out that Dominos Pizza LLC cuts all their thin crust pizzas this way. Why? No one can tell me. I've called locally, and corporate and neither have answers. Why go through the extra trouble to cut the pizza into squares and have customers met with anger, sadness, confusion, and even fear. We can "special request" that the pizza be cut pie-style, but the pizza itself comes square cut by default. 

This. Is. Wrong. 

Let's work together to end this treason. 

The Decision Makers

J. Patrick Doyle
J. Patrick Doyle
CEO of Dominos Pizza LLC
Dominos
Dominos
Dominos Pizza LLC

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