Have Noah and Isabelle sit together for every class

Have Noah and Isabelle sit together for every class

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Heidi Sussenbach started this petition to Isabelle and Noah

This change will impact me by forcing two of the most outspoken minds to sit together and enabling them to engage in conversation more often. Clearly, we are all deprived currently, and today in class we witnessed a glimpse of the better life we all could be living. Nothing has ever been more entertaining, and nothing has ever been more stimulating. 

The community will also benefit greatly, as the professors will not have to change what direction they are looking in when there is invariably an interjection or semi-absurd question. There will be no need to look to an opposite corner of the room, as they (Isabelle and Noah) will be at the same table. Overall, this will make the lives of the students easier as well. They will not have to swing their head back and forth like they are watching a really intense tennis match.

Some might say coercion is a violation of rights, but I ask you this: is it coercion if we deplete their batteries before class so that they (in their desperate need of an outlet) must sit at the same table they occupied today? 

Further, this arrangement will prove to be a helpful and enlightening experience for Noah and Isabelle, as they will both have to learn how to deal with people who hold to a different perspective than they do, but who are also extremely well-versed and intelligent as well. 

Clearly, all parties require a new seating arrangement: one where Isabelle Breese and Noah Weaver must sit together in every class. 

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