(For this petition we would use the pronouns "he", "him" and "his" to refer to Humpty Dumpty, because well, it sounds like a guy's name)

Humpty Dumpty's character needs no further explanation; or does it? 

All we know is that he "had a great fall" of a wall and "all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again." 

It was never mentioned that he was an egg. 

Why was Humpty's fall an issue big enough for the king's attention? Was he important? Why did he sit on a wall? Was he forced there? Did he really fall or was there foul play? The gruesome death of Humpty is now reduced to mere hearsay in the form of a nursery rhyme, when there is so much ambiguity around his death and we have even portrayed him as an egg, making light of this grave issue. Worse, there is evidence showing that Humpty could've been a living, breathing human being. In the 17th century, the term "Humpty Dumpty" has a definition of a short, fat (chubby, if you're sensitive to the word "f*t") person. While some sources like todayifoundout.com claims that Humpty was actually a large cannon that fell off a castle parapet, how do we know if that is not just misinformation from hearsay or even a cover-up? 

Hence, the Interpol should step in and start a formal investigation and answer the following questions: 

Was Humpty Dumpty a living, breathing person, if he's not, what was he then?

Was he murdered? 

Was the depiction of the incident describing only one incident? 

Could it have been the work of a serial killer or an organisation if it was a murder? 

Why was he/ were they murdered (if he was/ they were)? 

What was the wall made of, what was it meant to do? 

How in the world were the king's horses supposed to help?

If the gruesome incident of Humpty's death were to be solved, it may be one for the history books; maybe it can teach us how to build walls where people can sit safely on by showing how not to build one where people will fall off of, maybe even teach us about the atrocities of a crime against humanity (could be the work of serial killer(s), who knows?), the work of sick-minded murderers, or the results of political struggle (as we've speculated Humpty Dumpty may have been an important person due to the king's attention)  ̶  any answer to these questions would be very helpful due to the relevance of these questions in modern society. We have a lot to learn and to uncover from this. And this is not only for ourselves but also for Humpty. #justiceforHumpty