Recently the Norwegian Beach Volleyball team was nearly fined for wearing shorts instead of bikinis. This is one example of the gross, misogynistic, norms of the sexist world we live in. Men are allowed to wear shorts while women are forced to reveal their buttocks and be sexualized by the world. This is petition is to fight for equality.

Solution: The answer is simple. In order to bring equality, men must be forced to also wear bikinis. This is the only reasonable plan of action. We are demanding that BOTH buttcheeks be visible at all times. This is only the first step to dismantling the patriarchy

 One buttcheeck at a time.