Bring DJUNGELSKOG to the USA

The Issue

https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/djungelskog-soft-toy-brown-bear-20402831/

DJUNGELSKOG is a loving bear from IKEA! I believe every home in America should have one! But they are not for sale in the United States, an INJUSTICE! To get one I would have to pay $30-100 dollars in shipping. DJUNGELSKOG only has good reviews! He would better our country! SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS! Bring DJUNGELSKOG to the USA!!!

Reviews:

AprilWinters, “I am leaving my husband for this bear!”

ForeverAlone, “This bear so thicc, if you take him outside people will mistake him for a solar eclipse. But Djungelskog is more than just a replacement for your anti-depressant medication, he has a cool feature no-one is talking about. You know how when you sit him down, his head droops like he’s had one too many on a Friday night with the bois? Well Depression Ending Bear was designed really well, because this head-droop is actually in the perfect place to rest on top of your head. His massive tum tum makes the perfect pillow to cry into, but his head is also perfectly situated, and has enough heft, that he can provide you with a semblance of the feeling someone loves you. Kind of like when you fill a glove with rice and tie it off in the end, and stick it in the microwave for a couple of seconds, and rest the glove on your hand to pretend someone is holding your hand. So go get yourself a friend today. It’s a small price to pay for Djungelskog.”

ALL PEOPLE LOVE DJUNGELSKOG 

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The Issue

https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/djungelskog-soft-toy-brown-bear-20402831/

DJUNGELSKOG is a loving bear from IKEA! I believe every home in America should have one! But they are not for sale in the United States, an INJUSTICE! To get one I would have to pay $30-100 dollars in shipping. DJUNGELSKOG only has good reviews! He would better our country! SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS! Bring DJUNGELSKOG to the USA!!!

Reviews:

AprilWinters, “I am leaving my husband for this bear!”

ForeverAlone, “This bear so thicc, if you take him outside people will mistake him for a solar eclipse. But Djungelskog is more than just a replacement for your anti-depressant medication, he has a cool feature no-one is talking about. You know how when you sit him down, his head droops like he’s had one too many on a Friday night with the bois? Well Depression Ending Bear was designed really well, because this head-droop is actually in the perfect place to rest on top of your head. His massive tum tum makes the perfect pillow to cry into, but his head is also perfectly situated, and has enough heft, that he can provide you with a semblance of the feeling someone loves you. Kind of like when you fill a glove with rice and tie it off in the end, and stick it in the microwave for a couple of seconds, and rest the glove on your hand to pretend someone is holding your hand. So go get yourself a friend today. It’s a small price to pay for Djungelskog.”

ALL PEOPLE LOVE DJUNGELSKOG 

The Decision Makers

IKEA USA
IKEA USA

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Petition created on March 1, 2021