Ever since I was a wee lad I’ve had a great track record with fish keeping. My first fish was an Oscar Fish named Hamburger and he lived a great life. I’ve also taken care of several other fish including but not limited to: Zebra, Candy Cane, Frank, Jeffery and miscellaneous Otocinclus Catfish. 

My wife likes cats for some reason but doesn’t like fish, so we’re at a crossroad. I believe my track record proves I could be a fantastic single fish daddy and this is what I want to prove to my wife.

When you sign this petition, you’re not just signing a petition, you’re signing a fish up to live in a fantastic a la carte 30.5” tank that will be absolutely decked out and will be the envy of any other fish to live in. Also my daughter will love it.