Have my girlfriend buy me a whole 10 pounds of cheese

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Elizabeth Heckler and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

I don't know why but I just seriously want a block of cheese and it would be funny if my gf gets me one (of any kind) so I can just have it on my desk and eat it with a spork. if it isn't 10 pounds of cheese I am fine with a singular block that I will eventually devour with passion. help out a homie 

i like chez

Update 1) She said if I get 50 she will do it

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Recent signers:
Elizabeth Heckler and 19 others have signed recently.

The Issue

I don't know why but I just seriously want a block of cheese and it would be funny if my gf gets me one (of any kind) so I can just have it on my desk and eat it with a spork. if it isn't 10 pounds of cheese I am fine with a singular block that I will eventually devour with passion. help out a homie 

i like chez

Update 1) She said if I get 50 she will do it

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Petition created on June 26, 2025