Hello and thank you for being interesting in signing this petition! this was created to help rid of the tidy whiteys our eyes have been cursed to see during these past 3 months that Harry Styles has been performing for Love On Tour. Our goal is to rid of these tidy whiteys forever and replace them with seamless underwear for Mr. fruit man, or we even suggest a comfortable and stylish man thong. if you agree with our petition, then please sign it and do all you can to spread the word. We aim for this to go in affect before the last show of HSLOT that will be taking place on 11/28 on Long Island, NY. 

And if this is harry reading this, please do us all a favor and save us the time of spreading and signing this petition, and have gucci custom make you some seamless underwear. i promise they are so much more comfortable and i know your inner fashionista would enjoy the way they look much better than the horrid panty lines from your usual tidy whiteys. i also think you will find the fans reaction to the absence of that panty line very amusing. thank you for your time. i’ll see you (and hopefully not your panty line) in Long Island! <3