Dear Hardees
Your commercials are the most outrageous advertisements on tv since Go Daddy. It is astonishing that you would associate food with sexually explicit content. Not only does it fail to peak my interest in your product, it actually deters me from EVER eating at your franchises! I will boycott your chains, and urge everyone that i know to do so as well. Commercials like yours, are the reason our nation has witnessed declines in Morality and rising levels of Degeneracy. Your commercials appeal to a pervy audience, and indicate that your restaurants are low-class places i wouldn't want to be caught eating at let alone with my family, esp. considering that your advertisements are borderline pornography, which should not be associated with Burgers or viewed by children!
Sincerly,
-Enraged Consumer