Grow out Joshua's Hair!!

The Issue

Everyone at Dodson Middle School is extremely depressed. We have literally expanded the antidepressant market by 67%. It's all because Joshua has short hair. We need it long. We require it to survive. Please, think of the children. And women's rights. Sign the petition to grow out Joshua's hair. For the children/women.

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The Issue

Everyone at Dodson Middle School is extremely depressed. We have literally expanded the antidepressant market by 67%. It's all because Joshua has short hair. We need it long. We require it to survive. Please, think of the children. And women's rights. Sign the petition to grow out Joshua's hair. For the children/women.

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Petition created on March 10, 2023