Ladies and gentlemen, the goal of this petition  is simple; Geordie Greep is a handsome boy. The organizer of this petition and many other members of the Greepsexual community are quite fond of Mr. Greep and his cohorts, who have recently announced a transition onto the TikTok platform. 
Now as the name suggests, we feel that it is our right as Greepsexuals to have access to educational material on our culture, in the form of a video of Mr. Greep twerking to his band’s hit single, “953”. Any attempt to dispel this movement should be considered a violation of that right, and thus, anyone who dares not sign this petition is standing in the way of unabashed progress. 
So with that responsibility at your feet, join us! No rest until the Greepsexual Revolution is complete! TBE! TBE!! TBE!!!

p.s. once again, on behalf of the greepsexual community, we also demand for rough trade to make a accompanying physical release of 953, mixed by dan carey in the style of an asmr video.