I want a pet raccoon and i dont find it fair that i can own an alligator or a chinchilla but not a raccoon. Raccoons are way cooler than ankle biting alligators.

And i want to make people train raccons like dogs so it doesnt attck me, and provide rabies shots if i take one off the street. also i think we should provide clothing aisles at petco for my raccoon so they can have clothes too. i would also like to legalize them becoming emotional support animals. and they should be allowed in public parks. like dogs. 

this impacts everyone in the state of maryland because we love raccoons. and i want to make instagram reels about raccoons.

we can make foxes legal as well.