Kyle “Gump” Cathcart is stuck in Canada. He has a job only he can do on the Pat Mcafee Show, but customs will not let him return to the US to work. This petition proposes that he gets permanent access to live and work in the United States and granting him United States Citizenship for the rest of his life. Gump Cathcart is an honorable man. His personality is a great one, and he makes the Pat Mcafee show better. He wants to be an American and this petition insists he becomes one.