Drain Loch Ness Temporarily so we can find that Damn Monster Once and for all!

The Issue

For many Centuries we have had Many sightings of the Legendary Creature named Nessie that apparently inhabits the Loch of Scotland's Loch Ness. We the people have had countless expeditions searching the loch but the damn thing is just too damn murky to see any shit at all in it. We are fed up! The only way to end this mystery once and for all if the people of Scotland can come together and bring pumps or if you legit really about that crazy life, bring a drinking straw and Temporarily DRAIN that damn lake so we can look the hell out of that damn lake for that damn Monster. What do you guys say? Can we please drain or drink that damn lake clean?

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The Issue

For many Centuries we have had Many sightings of the Legendary Creature named Nessie that apparently inhabits the Loch of Scotland's Loch Ness. We the people have had countless expeditions searching the loch but the damn thing is just too damn murky to see any shit at all in it. We are fed up! The only way to end this mystery once and for all if the people of Scotland can come together and bring pumps or if you legit really about that crazy life, bring a drinking straw and Temporarily DRAIN that damn lake so we can look the hell out of that damn lake for that damn Monster. What do you guys say? Can we please drain or drink that damn lake clean?

The Decision Makers

Government of Scotland
Government of Scotland

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