Massachusetts is small, wimpy and sad. We must change this! By expanding westward, similar to our past (but this time not in a horrible nationalistic way) and have Massachusetts expand linearly to the Pacific, we can ascend to godhood with the creation of: Massivechusetts. This proposal would do nothing geographically, only territorially. Massivechusetts will bring nothing but good to the country. This extension of the state should have been done ages ago to demonstrate the state superiority of Massachusetts. If you don't believe in Massivechusetts, you might as well not believe in anything. You probably think there's nothing good in this world. This is why I present Massivechusetts to you: you may worship the mighty length of the state, hold it in your beliefs that it is the true God of this world. Massivechusetts is everything. Massivechusetts is life itself. Without Massivechusetts, there is nothing. You are nothing. We are all nothing if not supporters of Massivechusetts.