Hey, God. It’s me, the one you forgot about.

Anyway, it’s been a good few years of you messing with me but I think the prank should end now, yeah? 

It’s been funny for the first 3 years but sheeeesh this is a little too far don’t you think?

Anyway, sign this petition if you think I should be given a chance to stunt on everyone. 

I have zero swag right now and it hurts. Please just one good thing......... only one........