For far too long, God has ignored the plight of gamers all across the world who seem to have noticed that the Fortnite map is quite similar to Poland, which is why I write this petition to ask God to finally recognize our timeless, eternal struggles.

When this petition gets enough signatures, I will print it out and eat it as well as ingest a cyanide pill to deliver it to God in heaven. Then he will flood mainland Europe except for Poland and make it the Fortnite Island.