As someone who personally identifies with the term, I have noticed a discrepancy in our language that needs addressing. The plural of 'penis' is currently 'penises', which seems inconsistent and linguistically irregular. In line with other Latin-based words ending in '-us' that form their plurals by changing '-us' to '-i', such as cactus to cacti, it would make more sense for the plural of 'penis' to be 'peni'. This change would not only bring consistency but also add an element of sophistication and historical relevance to our language.

Language is a powerful tool that shapes our perception and understanding of the world. It's important for it to evolve over time, reflecting societal changes and maintaining linguistic coherence. According to linguists from Cambridge University, English has always been a dynamic language that adapts over time (Cambridge University Press, 2019).

This petition seeks your support in globalizing this change - making 'peni' the universally accepted plural form of penis. It may seem like a small detail but remember - every big change starts with small steps. Let's take this step together towards linguistic consistency.

Please sign this petition if you believe in evolving our language responsibly while preserving its historical roots.