We the people of Downtown Charleston, South Carolina in order to form a more perfect King St., have yummier food, and make the ten bucks of the working and student loan riddled class go farther than a burrito with hard rice, do ordain and establish this petition for a Moe's Southwest Grill on King St. 

benefits: 

• moe's is so good for your tummy
• free chips 
• free salsa
• non chunky queso 
• more vegan options (tofu, more vegetable add-ons)
• more options in general
• creates more jobs for college aged students 

possible drawbacks: 

• none. Moe's is delicious.

my Moe's story: 

my name is Frank Macintosh and I am a young man going to school in downtown Charleston. I am very passionate about Moe's because it saved my life when I was 17 years old. I worked at a chain coffee shop and would get off late, the only thing near me was a Moe's. My family would have already eaten dinner and there not much for a growing boy like me to eat there after work while my family was resting. But Moe's was there. I'd clock out and look into the dark navy the night and see the welcoming glow of the Moe's across the street. It became a place of comfort. I was in a horrible accident 3 years later and Moe's was the only thing that brought me a sense of normalcy since things as simple as moving around had changed for me. But Moe's remained constant. Moe's consoled me. Moe's....kept me sane. Moes didnt charge me for stale chips, weridly thick queso, and salsa. Moes didnt skimp on portions. Moes wanted me full, satiated, and happy. In the midst of my turmoil Moe's brought me peace, joy, and happiness. And I want to share that with my campus peers. Thank you Moe's, thank you Chicken Wrong Doug, thank you Adobo Chicken Stack. 

if we do not gain a Moe's on King St., nothing will degrade, but by God the morals and good will of the common man will plummet and we will fall into a depression the likes of which even  Rockefeller and his constituents could not capitalize on

we must act now because too long have college students had to pay for UberEats to consume their delicious treats and those of us loyal to Moe's had to consume the enemy's cuisine if UberEats was inaccessible. 

SIGN IF YOU LOVE THE HOMEWRECKER BOWL, THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE YOUR CHAIN TEX-MEX FOOD, OR IF YOU HATE THE ILLUSION OF CHOICE (i.e. only having ONE tex mex chain on King St.)