Give Toddlers Alcohol

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The Issue

 We've been told alcohol is bad for us, but have you ever noticed it's made from natural ingredients?  Our bodies ask for alcohol, we should trust our bodies. That's why, toddlers should be given alcohol, studies show that toddlers that drink alcohol are 20 IQ points smarter than other toddlers their age.

Save the next generation.

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frosted vegetablesPetition Startervegan nutritionist & food scientist

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Donald Trump
President of the United States

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Petition created on 6 August 2026