Justice For Ryker's Genes!!!

Justice For Ryker's Genes!!!

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Httyd Socials started this petition to GIVE ME BACK MY HAIR GENES, VIGGO!!!

*Say it in that very specific White Teen Movie voice that we all just simultaneously know*

Hi, I'm Ryker Grimborn. I'm your ordinary hunter in your common Dragon Hunter Land. I'm not attractive or intelligent or accent aesthetic or good in hygiene. I'm just Ryker. Totally the opposite and overshadowed by my superior, handsome little chief of a brother, Viggo. *Camera pans over to Viggo who is currently engaged with Hiccup because of course he is*

He stole everything from me, but most of all he stoled was ALL of the hair genes from our parents and left me nothing! (Despite being born after me and that logic doesn't make sense-) Now, because he just happens to have hair, he gets all the glory. Thus, left me to create this petition, so support will be on my side as I try to grow my hair to be as glorious as Lucius Malfoy's after noticing that the cute, pink-hair anime hair sticker that I originally want was only available to the paid members in PicsArt and the creator who made this petition is broke poor.

Maybe I will find true happiness and friendship through hardships and love after all this, but who knows? Maybe I might ultimately die with my crew by being thrown off into the sea and drowned by a Submaripper. It's a funny and very specific thought to think about, but as if that will happen, AHAHASJSKLSKSL!!!

But anyways, this is my story... *Ques Race To The Edge opening scene, but Ryker-nized*

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