I think that in our society, certified forklift drivers are under-appreciated. Forklift drivers are, quite literally, the backbone of any consumer society. Warehouse and factory production/transfer would be at an immense setback without forklift drivers, not to mention middle-aged men everywhere would be unable to access products on the top shelves at Home Depot. I motion that any and all certified forklift drivers make a minimum of six figures, as well as receive a copious bonus for completing Forklift Driving School. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.