reasons megan fox should date me instead of mgk:

1. i have not made predatory comments regarding an underage kendall jenner

2. i have not fetishized black women

3. my singing voice doesnt sound like i'm pretending to be high

4. my pop punk music is better

5. my rap music is better

6. my music is better

7. i am prettier than mgk

8. we'd be really cute together

9. i would treat her well

10. i do not look like a rat

11. i do not look like the reason 7-11s at night are sketchy

12. i do not insult people who are better than me

13. i do not make diss tracks with choruses

14. i do not make diss tracks towards someone whose dick i have been riding for years

15. she would make me happy 

16. mgk is in love with an emo girl, not her

17. i am the emo girl

18. the emo girl and megan dating would be a huge power play. like when a guy cheats on his gf with another girl and the two girls being like "yo we're besties now"

19. idk itd be cool