In March 2026, Frost's brother borrowed his laptop with a clear, mutually agreed timeline: one week. It is now June. That week has somehow stretched into three months, with no end in sight and no laptop in sight either.

This is no longer a loan. This is a hostage situation.

Frost's friends have grown tired of hearing "I can't, don't have my laptop" every time a Valorant match is proposed. Squads have been short a player. Comms have gone quiet. The discord server mourns.

We, the undersigned, demand the immediate and unconditional return of Frost's laptop, so that justice — and ranked games — may resume.

Sign this petition if you believe a week means a week, and that no man should be kept from his ranked grind for this long.