It been a decade. A long decade, since Chernobyl diaries came out and we need more. The nation has been desperately waiting for Disney to green light the Chernobyl diaries remake and we can't wait any longer. Billions have died from a mysterious illness all because Disney hasn't released Chernobyl diaries the remake yet. How much longer will this suffering continue while Disney continues to cover it up with coronavirus fake news.

If this isn't accomplished then immigration rates will skyrocket and Germany will win the war. We need you. Please show your dedication to the cause by signing our petition. One by one we will make a difference and get Disney to make the Chernobyl diaries remake. Their totalitarianistic regime will come to an end.

For every signature will also donate 1 breadstick to a starving African child.