Gatorade needs a Retrograde flavor

The Issue

Gatorade needs to make a retrograde flavor. In honor of how the planets are in gatorade intermittintly throughout every year. 

Everyone has a friend that is into astrology and has heard the term in retrograde at some point. Not only does Mercury go in retrograde 3-4 times a year, every planet has a retrograde period just not as often as Mercury.

When Mercury is in retrograde it is one of the celestial events that affects everyone in some way, and its effects are obvious most people. Once you begin to pay attention to how events in your life change during these phases, you will soon see how important it is to take note of them.

There is a running joke online that Mercury is in Gatorade or lemonade. 

It would be great if Gatorade could make a retrograde flavor. For everyone because we all have to deal with the changes and movements of our planets.

Gatorade Retrograde.                            *cosmic lemonade*

 

 

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The Issue

Gatorade needs to make a retrograde flavor. In honor of how the planets are in gatorade intermittintly throughout every year. 

Everyone has a friend that is into astrology and has heard the term in retrograde at some point. Not only does Mercury go in retrograde 3-4 times a year, every planet has a retrograde period just not as often as Mercury.

When Mercury is in retrograde it is one of the celestial events that affects everyone in some way, and its effects are obvious most people. Once you begin to pay attention to how events in your life change during these phases, you will soon see how important it is to take note of them.

There is a running joke online that Mercury is in Gatorade or lemonade. 

It would be great if Gatorade could make a retrograde flavor. For everyone because we all have to deal with the changes and movements of our planets.

Gatorade Retrograde.                            *cosmic lemonade*

 

 

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Petition created on February 20, 2021