I BELIEVE THAT KIDS ALL OVER AMERICA DESERVE TO SEE JOHNNY TSUNAMI AT THEIR LOCAL FUNRUN EVENT. LOG ON TO MY FAVORITE WEBSITE, FUNRUN.COM AND CONATCT YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITIES TO HELP THE CAUSE OF BRINGING THE BABE, THE LEGEND, JOHNNY TSUNAMI TO EVERY FUNRUN EVENT. YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING, "WHY BRING HIM?" WELL WE THINK THIS BECAUSE WE BELIEVE KIDS GET TO THE THE REAL PRINCE CHARMING, NOT OVER SOME STUPID "SPORTS CITY NOW" VIDEOS OR STUPID SONIC SARAH, WE GOTTA WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO THAT SOCCER BALL. WILL THEY KICK JOHNNY TSUNAMI IN THE NUTS WITH IT? I GUESS WE WILL NEVER KNOW IF WAIT UNTIL NEXT YEAR! WELL THERE IS NO NEXT YEAR! WE ARE GONNA FORGET ABOUT ALL THIS STUFF ABOUT "SpoRTs cItY NoW" WHAT ABOUT THE KIDS GOING TO MIDDLE SCHOOL? THINK ABOUT THEM. THINK. ABOUT. THEM. THEY WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT SOCCER BALL. NEVER. THINK OF YOUR CHILDREN. THATS WHY WE BELIEVE JOHNNY TSUNAMI SHOULD BE AT EVERY FUNRUN EVENT. EVERY. NO MORE STUPID SONIC SARAH. NO MORE. LIKE, FIRE HER! SHES STEALING HIS SPOTLIGHT! HOW COULD SHE! AND THE BODY MOTION USES- SHE LOOKS LIKE A SQUID FROM SPLATOON. UGLY. SUPERSONIC SARAH? TRYNA RIP OFF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG? LIKE, HOW COULD YOU? SO OFF BRAND! THATS WHY WE BELIEVE THAT WE SHOULD GET STUPID SONIC SARAH OFF AND JOHNNY TSUNAMI ONLY. THANK YOU FOR READING.