Funding Enough Money to Buy Lotion for Kya's Ashy Ass #PleaseSupport

The Issue

It all started in a far away, irrelevant state, in an irrelevant city, when a lovely woman known as Kya's mother gave birth to a white baby, in North Carolina. The baby wasn't even white, yet she was so confused as how she gave birth to something so pale. It was later found out by doctors that this particular baby was ashy as FUCK. They were extremely concerned, and concluded that what the child had was a rare disease called "gorillitis" which caused babies (usually black ones) to be extremely ashy.

As one of their concerned friends, I found it deep in my heart to raise some money for this extremely ashy gorilla.

It is $8.99 at a local walmart. Please support. 

#AshyPeoplearePeopleToo #Gorillitis #NC

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The Issue

It all started in a far away, irrelevant state, in an irrelevant city, when a lovely woman known as Kya's mother gave birth to a white baby, in North Carolina. The baby wasn't even white, yet she was so confused as how she gave birth to something so pale. It was later found out by doctors that this particular baby was ashy as FUCK. They were extremely concerned, and concluded that what the child had was a rare disease called "gorillitis" which caused babies (usually black ones) to be extremely ashy.

As one of their concerned friends, I found it deep in my heart to raise some money for this extremely ashy gorilla.

It is $8.99 at a local walmart. Please support. 

#AshyPeoplearePeopleToo #Gorillitis #NC

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