Cheetos Should Come with Disposable Wipes
Cheetos Should Come with Disposable Wipes
The Issue
Introduction
The other day I was walking the dog with a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. One of those small bags that come in a box at Costco. Well anyway I was munching on them enjoying my flaming hot Cheetos. When I look down and all my fingers are red with Cheeto dust. Now I know I'm not the only one that gets yelled at when you are out with your family and you start licking all the Cheeto dust off your fingers. They are like “Don't be licking off Cheeto dust off your fingers.” So you go to other measures, wiping the Cheeto dust on a napkin or if you don't got a napkin on your pants or even on your couch. This is why. Cheetos and other messy chip brands need to have one of those disposable wipes come with them. Maybe add a little pouch to the outside or put one at the bottom of the bag like they do with the poisonous substance in all the seaweed snacks or beef jerky packs. This is a world problem that can change the face of the planet. If you don’t stand with me in this fight, people who can die from the diseases they carry on their fingers. Since everyone touches stuff throughout the day they could be carrying covid-20 on their fingertips without even knowing. If you really care about the people you love you would vote to add a disposable wipe to Cheetos. Cheetos need to add disposable wipes to Cheetos. I will discuss why it is an issue. The side effects of not having a disposable wipe, and how to fix the issue.
Explaining the Problem
User HomelesToast on Reddit said when asked about what he feels like when people eat Cheeto dust off their fingers quote “ It shows your sorry self can’t even contain a shred of discipline while you coat your fingers with saliva and practically lick every single thing you’ve touched since you washed your hands. Imagine being so absolutely brain dead that you think that it’s worth it to suck your fingers “clean” for that tiny bit of flavor on a dollar bag of chips”. I don't like that guy…… Sometimes the Cheeto dust is the best part. However there is a time and place for everything and sometimes it's just not the right time to be munching down on your fingers, because like if you're in a public setting it doesn't make yourself look the best. Licking your fingers is sometimes viewed as impolite or rude. This has been an issue since the dawn of man. Cavemen would eat a bison or wooly mammoth and they would get blood all over their fingers. I want everyone to imagine if the bison came with a baby wipe. We would probably be in the 6th industrial revolution at this point. If we want to take the next step as a human race we must get Frito Lay ( the company that makes Cheetos) to add a packet of disinfectant wipes to all of their chips.
The Causes
This problem exists, because the people that make Cheetos, the board men sitting in the chairs making the orders. Don't even understand their product. Have you gone to a place that sells wings or like fast food places where they come with a disposable wipe or for fast food they throw a bunch of napkins in the bag because it is messy food and they actually care to keep your hands semi sanitary. We need to really look at ourselves and see who we are putting in charge of these companies because it is affecting ourselves and our children's future. Cheetos are marketed at children and children are nasty and get a bunch of food literally everywhere on their face. Are we really gonna let little Timmy walk around looking like he just put on clown lipstick around his mouth for like an hour till his mother or someone can get a napkin. NO MORE!
The Solutions
The institutional solution is to start eating Cheetos with chopsticks. I was reading an article from the kitchen not my kitchen but the company named kitchen on a solution to my heartfelt problem with Cheeto dust. In the article they were discussing that eating Cheetos with chopsticks can make your hands cleaner because you don't even need to touch the Cheetos at all. “ BuzzFeed recently named the idea #1 on its list of The 18 Best Ideas People on the Internet Have Ever Had.” This is a great way to keep your hands clean and not cause yourself to have to lick Cheeto dust off your fingers. Well I believe I have a better one. Little Timmy is not gonna be eating any Cheetos with no chopsticks that's for sure. Most of my friends don't even know how to use chopsticks. And even if they know how to use chopsticks nobody carries chopsticks around everywhere they go. Like let's say you're at school and Olivia got the Cheetos and she offers you some are you gonna be like “ lemme take out my chopsticks really quick” no no no. This is why I believe all Cheetos should come with some sort of disposable wipe to clean your fingers after you're done. Never be embarrassed that your fingers are ridden with Cheeto dust again. When you can clean your fingers with some wipes. Please sign my petition for Cheetos to come with disinfectant wipes. We can change the world.
Conclusion
Cheetos are an extremely great snack but they come at a cost. Very cheesy fingertips. Sometimes it's not the best time to lick your fingers so there has to be a solution if you don't have a napkin on you. We must stand in union and sign my petition to fix this world ending problem. Please for our lives and our children's future lets make this impact.
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The Issue
Introduction
The other day I was walking the dog with a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. One of those small bags that come in a box at Costco. Well anyway I was munching on them enjoying my flaming hot Cheetos. When I look down and all my fingers are red with Cheeto dust. Now I know I'm not the only one that gets yelled at when you are out with your family and you start licking all the Cheeto dust off your fingers. They are like “Don't be licking off Cheeto dust off your fingers.” So you go to other measures, wiping the Cheeto dust on a napkin or if you don't got a napkin on your pants or even on your couch. This is why. Cheetos and other messy chip brands need to have one of those disposable wipes come with them. Maybe add a little pouch to the outside or put one at the bottom of the bag like they do with the poisonous substance in all the seaweed snacks or beef jerky packs. This is a world problem that can change the face of the planet. If you don’t stand with me in this fight, people who can die from the diseases they carry on their fingers. Since everyone touches stuff throughout the day they could be carrying covid-20 on their fingertips without even knowing. If you really care about the people you love you would vote to add a disposable wipe to Cheetos. Cheetos need to add disposable wipes to Cheetos. I will discuss why it is an issue. The side effects of not having a disposable wipe, and how to fix the issue.
Explaining the Problem
User HomelesToast on Reddit said when asked about what he feels like when people eat Cheeto dust off their fingers quote “ It shows your sorry self can’t even contain a shred of discipline while you coat your fingers with saliva and practically lick every single thing you’ve touched since you washed your hands. Imagine being so absolutely brain dead that you think that it’s worth it to suck your fingers “clean” for that tiny bit of flavor on a dollar bag of chips”. I don't like that guy…… Sometimes the Cheeto dust is the best part. However there is a time and place for everything and sometimes it's just not the right time to be munching down on your fingers, because like if you're in a public setting it doesn't make yourself look the best. Licking your fingers is sometimes viewed as impolite or rude. This has been an issue since the dawn of man. Cavemen would eat a bison or wooly mammoth and they would get blood all over their fingers. I want everyone to imagine if the bison came with a baby wipe. We would probably be in the 6th industrial revolution at this point. If we want to take the next step as a human race we must get Frito Lay ( the company that makes Cheetos) to add a packet of disinfectant wipes to all of their chips.
The Causes
This problem exists, because the people that make Cheetos, the board men sitting in the chairs making the orders. Don't even understand their product. Have you gone to a place that sells wings or like fast food places where they come with a disposable wipe or for fast food they throw a bunch of napkins in the bag because it is messy food and they actually care to keep your hands semi sanitary. We need to really look at ourselves and see who we are putting in charge of these companies because it is affecting ourselves and our children's future. Cheetos are marketed at children and children are nasty and get a bunch of food literally everywhere on their face. Are we really gonna let little Timmy walk around looking like he just put on clown lipstick around his mouth for like an hour till his mother or someone can get a napkin. NO MORE!
The Solutions
The institutional solution is to start eating Cheetos with chopsticks. I was reading an article from the kitchen not my kitchen but the company named kitchen on a solution to my heartfelt problem with Cheeto dust. In the article they were discussing that eating Cheetos with chopsticks can make your hands cleaner because you don't even need to touch the Cheetos at all. “ BuzzFeed recently named the idea #1 on its list of The 18 Best Ideas People on the Internet Have Ever Had.” This is a great way to keep your hands clean and not cause yourself to have to lick Cheeto dust off your fingers. Well I believe I have a better one. Little Timmy is not gonna be eating any Cheetos with no chopsticks that's for sure. Most of my friends don't even know how to use chopsticks. And even if they know how to use chopsticks nobody carries chopsticks around everywhere they go. Like let's say you're at school and Olivia got the Cheetos and she offers you some are you gonna be like “ lemme take out my chopsticks really quick” no no no. This is why I believe all Cheetos should come with some sort of disposable wipe to clean your fingers after you're done. Never be embarrassed that your fingers are ridden with Cheeto dust again. When you can clean your fingers with some wipes. Please sign my petition for Cheetos to come with disinfectant wipes. We can change the world.
Conclusion
Cheetos are an extremely great snack but they come at a cost. Very cheesy fingertips. Sometimes it's not the best time to lick your fingers so there has to be a solution if you don't have a napkin on you. We must stand in union and sign my petition to fix this world ending problem. Please for our lives and our children's future lets make this impact.
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Petition created on October 21, 2021