"Da da da DAAA DAAA daaa d'daaaaa."

Anyone who's used FreeConferenceCall.com since 1990 (I have not fact-checked that date) has experienced the trauma of getting this line of musical genius (sarcasm) stuck in their head for minutes, if not hours, on end. It's stuck in my head now, and my last conference call was two hours ago. 

FreeConferenceCall.com, it is time. For the love of all things holy, change the hold music.