

Equal opportunity for Frederick
The Issue
Seasonal depression is a very real thing. Take it from Michael Scott, this time of the year is, without a doubt, the most difficult. Where else can one find joy except in the jovial company of the boys in Verdansk? However, not all of us are fortunate enough to engage in these saccharine festivities of camaraderie. My very own brother in law, Frederick Newhart, finds himself between a rock and a hard place this Veteran’s Day holiday. He should not have to live in fear of the commanding tongue of authority. If he is to beat seasonal depression and live freely, you all have to help me start a revolution to change the way Frederick’s family perceives his condition. We need your voices! Free my nilla Freddie so he can get on Xbox with his other nillas!
The Issue
Seasonal depression is a very real thing. Take it from Michael Scott, this time of the year is, without a doubt, the most difficult. Where else can one find joy except in the jovial company of the boys in Verdansk? However, not all of us are fortunate enough to engage in these saccharine festivities of camaraderie. My very own brother in law, Frederick Newhart, finds himself between a rock and a hard place this Veteran’s Day holiday. He should not have to live in fear of the commanding tongue of authority. If he is to beat seasonal depression and live freely, you all have to help me start a revolution to change the way Frederick’s family perceives his condition. We need your voices! Free my nilla Freddie so he can get on Xbox with his other nillas!
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Petition created on November 11, 2020