Please sign our petition. We (By we I mean me and G �) have noticed that Fred Armisen does not go by his birth name. We think it would be greatly beneficial to everyone if Mr Armisen went by his birth name; Fereydun. Not only is Fereydun infinitely more sexy than “Fred”, it is original and kickass. If Armisen went by Fereydun, he would gain more fan base, because difficult to pronounce named celebrities always have more fans (see the Skarsgård family), and are usually more famous as well. I think it would also contribute to world peace if Mr. Armisen went by Fereydun because it would be something for us all to agree on: it’s a cool name. Furthermore, it would be more inclusive and less racist against Persians. Fereydun is Persian, and the fact that he goes by a shortened version of it is racist. Lastly, we think Fred would be happier going by Fereydun, because he would no longer need to hide his birth name identity. He could go by the name his mother gave him and be happy.

Please sign our petition. Please. It’s pointless and does no one any harm, and it would be funny if we got a bunch of signatures.