This dangerous chemical is consumed by 100% of people who die.

It is a major component in acid rain.

Is used in nuclear power plants.

Is the leading cause of drowning.

Excessive consumption can cause increased sweating, urination and may cause death.

Has been found in tumers on cancer patients.

Is given to young children of whom on occasion will develop metal conditions such as retardation, ADHD as well as child hood cancer.

Note: This is satire, if you don't know the joke Dihydrogen Monoxide is a fancy name for water.