My fellow UK supporters,
I know I have exhausted change.org's weekly email and update posting limit (which I want to actively launch a change.org petition about because I strongly oppose change.org's email spamming rules), but the reality of my spreadsheet data and the realisation that I did not let anyone in Canada, New Zealand or South Africa know about my March 22nd 2026 Easter celebration has really hurt me and made me feel more isolated, despite wrongly assuming I had reached those countries in a confident March 2026 - I did not know about the petition's spreadsheet data at the time.
While it it true that you all, my UK supporters, helped me through a very difficult time in my life due to a severe neurodivergent fixation, due to more than 90% of my supporters being based solely in the UK, my personal story about celebrating Easter on Sunday March 22nd 2026 has failed to reach several countries where I desperately need signatures which has made me feel like I'm in an isolated minority.
In a desperate plea to get more signatures from my target nations, I have signed three unrelated petitions from New Zealand, South Africa, Canada and the Republic of Ireland and provided direct like to my campaign in the "supporter comments" section just to escape the UK echo chamber.
I have provided a direct link to three of these petitions:
https://www.change.org/p/simon-harris-fibromylagia-is-a-disability-republic-of-ireland
https://www.change.org/p/mandate-animal-care-courses-for-convicted-abusers-in-new-zealand
We have luckily managed to secure one signature (despite being a British signature) since my last update and was stuck on 409 signatures the entire week from June 24th to July 1st. Despite my "Awful April" ordeal, June 2026 was a dark month for our campaign, amassing a total of just 39 signatures across all 30 days of the month.
Looking at my spreadsheet data and seeing "United Kingdom" row after row after row has been just as painful as seeing "Easter Sunday - 5th April" in shops.
I did not know about the spreadsheets back in March, which is why I confidently posted "I have let people in Canada, South Africa and New Zealand know" before seeing the painful, shocking truth about the locations of my supporters after accidentally discovering and downloading the spreadsheet data after hitting the 400 milestone.
Due to the severe slowdown in the petition's growth throughout June, I am hoping to hit my next target 485, then ultimately 500, signatures by mid-to-late August.
Of my five US supporters, four are located In New York State and one in Texas, meaning I have absolutely no signatures whatsoever from states like California and both my Australian supporters are in Melbourne, meaning none whatsoever from cities such as Sydney, Brisbane, Darwin and Canberra.
I saw "Easter on the wrong date" in shops, now I am seeing "Signatures in the wrong country" on my spreadsheets of truth!
I DON'T WANT ANY MORE BRITISH SUPPORTERS!