For more than a decade, Amir Blumenfeld (co-founder of the Headgum podcast network) has brought woe and jitters unto his friends and family in Los Angeles County. Environmentalists suggest that LA's infamous smog is due to automotive emissions and wildfires, but those who know Amir know that he spews an even more hazardous poison. Amir's drive to bedevil others is rivaled only by the darkest depictions of Beelzebub, for his taint knows no bounds. Nicely put - he is a reprobative bummer and an ill-at-ease crypt keeper of cheer.

This petition is to demonstrate to the LA City Council that Amir Shmuel Blumenfeld (born 18 January 1983) has lost the support of his friends, family, and fans in the Los Angeles area. He doesn't belong here, or anywhere. We call on our city's leaders to expel Amir to Chadron, NE - the exact midpoint between Los Angeles and New York, where he'll be as far away from his loved ones as possible. In this scenario, the entire city will be able to collectively exhale.

The time has come to rid LA of this goose.

Sign the petition and make Amir, simply, not.