employing shrek and froggy chair as mayor and president of the united states will not only benefit the united states as a whole, it will also make us happy. also, trump isnt doing it for the united states so we should employ shrek as the new president, and make the united states his swamp for him and fiona, the future first lady. as shrek becomes the new president, the new flag for the united states will be a picture of donkey, his loyal acquaintance. shrek will not ban tiktok because he is praised on tiktok, and shreks attributes are so perfect, dr phil, THE doctor phil, couldnt even send us to the ranch. im sure you can understand why shrek is a great president, next we will be going over why Froggy Chair, THE FROGGY CHAIR, is the perfect candidate to be mayor. not mayor of a single city, mayor of everything. some reasons we should give froggy chair this crucial role in the states. froggy chair is a very dear individual to me, the tiktok community, the animal crossing community, and many others. froggy chair and shrek and george (we'll get to why george is great for vice president later on in this) are pro choice, BLM, alt, and overall just good candidates. froggy chair is a good candidate because not only can you sit on froggy chair, you can also make a frog sit on froggy chair and froggy chair can speak in froggy chair. it speaks for the frogs, sort of like the lorax. as you cna see, froggy chair can multitask. next candidate, george pete edison. george pete edison is a duck rat chicken ostrich thing i dont really know and its noah's creation and george hides behind the magnets and we had a funeral for him for when we couldnt find him (peep the photos on my instagram @ellex_moon im cool) and it was so moving, it made us all cry. we have so much hope for george becoming the vice president. george would be an amazing vice president, just because. we love george. george is cool. 

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