KERMIT suicided off a building. if he could become a bird and fly he wud survive. kermit wud make a very pretty bird (kinda hot). Imagine kermit soaring through the skys, not KERMITing suicide. KErmit has a beutifal voice like molasses, just like a bird. obviosly he's a bird. and he is the most american bird ever. thats why kermit needs to be our national bird.