As a popular World delicacy especially in the south of America, the word chicken needs to be changed to chimken, cause who cares about pronunciation. Not only is the word chimken more fun to say then chicken but it’s used in many pupper memes, and it’s easier to spell, no repeating letters to worry about.

The entire world cooks and eats chimken, all cultures, everyone! Except of course vegans. And though it might be impossible to get the entire world to start using the word chimken it’s worth a try. Pronunciation goes over the heads of southerners and who doesn’t love a funny southern word. Along with chimken a commonly mispronounced words include but aren’t limited to; caramel, aunt, pen, route, pajamas, crayon, Bowie knife, boil, lawyer, and mayonnaise.

Not only is chimken used worldwide in culinary but it is also a strong reference point in the many dog memes that we have been blessed with. These dog memes make us smile and we automatically want to give the doggos the chimken nuggets they are begging for, let’s face it, these lovely doggo and chimken memes make the world a better place.

Chimken isn’t only more kawaii to say rather than chicken but it’s also spelt easier, we don’t have to worry about meddling repeating letters that mix us up daily, plus chimken is super duper easy to sound out when spelling. Chim- as in the first part of chimpanzee the monkey and ken- as in barbies boy friend. And let’s face it it’s pointless to have a second c it’s basically nonexistent in the first place so why not replace it with a m.

Please take this information to heart and sign our petition to change the disgraceful word chicken to the, amazing, doggo cheering up, chimken.