Dear fellow texter,

Are you tired of the same old LOL everywhere you go? Well, we have a solution to your boredom! Introducing... ELOEL! The solution to all of your texting problems!

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"There are lots of people who say lol, or LOL. If you don't know what it means, it is laugh out loud. It is a very common phrase that must be changed. It really has been getting old, but not only that it is very BORING. A very smart guy named Matthew has come up with the phrase eloel! Just like how you say lol letter by letter, (L-OH-L), eloel is just that! It may not be spelled lol, but that is because that isn't a big change. Also, nobody is going to say lol now as lole. It is very frustrating when someone says it as lole because it sounds very weird and also it is incorrect, Eloel is a short simple, and funny way to tell your friends that something is funny! Eloel is not offensive to ANYONE and is just a better way to say lol. We hope that you sign our petition because it is a "big" change for the word lol, but will also change the texting world!"

-Maya

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Let's speak to the inventor of this incredible new word!

"Let's make ELOEL our future."

-Matthew

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What words of wisdom!
Let's make sure that this change is made!
Sign our petition and change this for ever!

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Sincerely,

The Entire Eloel Team!