to save all snails

The issue

the fund the snials isn't working i speak for the snaisls, and we want change as a collective community. scientists still have not cracked the code of sneail. next time you see a snial, pick it up and take it home (don't forget to feed it) and take it on your adventures. BUT NEVER LET FRENCH PEOPLE TOUCH YOUR SNAIL. they will eat them. 

from my experiences as a snail advocate, snails are constantly left to die. THIS is NOT okay. how do you think you'd feel if a snail came up and smushed you under a building. (HINT: you would not feel comfortable or enjoy it). humans are trash, snials need to die PEACEFULLY not violently. snails are also very intelagent. they were smart enough to learn how to take their home wherever they please. unlike people who just judge people and starts wars. snails are extremely light travellers, very efficient in my opinion. sneals also don't need phones because they were born lost and will forever be lost. and snials don't over eat and don't need a toilet!!

so save the snails so you don't have to worry about the snials :)

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The issue

the fund the snials isn't working i speak for the snaisls, and we want change as a collective community. scientists still have not cracked the code of sneail. next time you see a snial, pick it up and take it home (don't forget to feed it) and take it on your adventures. BUT NEVER LET FRENCH PEOPLE TOUCH YOUR SNAIL. they will eat them. 

from my experiences as a snail advocate, snails are constantly left to die. THIS is NOT okay. how do you think you'd feel if a snail came up and smushed you under a building. (HINT: you would not feel comfortable or enjoy it). humans are trash, snials need to die PEACEFULLY not violently. snails are also very intelagent. they were smart enough to learn how to take their home wherever they please. unlike people who just judge people and starts wars. snails are extremely light travellers, very efficient in my opinion. sneals also don't need phones because they were born lost and will forever be lost. and snials don't over eat and don't need a toilet!!

so save the snails so you don't have to worry about the snials :)

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Petition created on 10 June 2020