Dr. Raymond Vedros has been considered one of the Great Americans of the Modern Era.. A living folk hero who’s shaped the lives of millions.

Over his storied lifetime, General Vedros has accumulated six separate PhDs, two Medals of Honor, three Michelin Stars, an Olympic Gold Medal in Archery, an Academy Award, and the Nobel Prize.

”There wasn’t a greater man to have hit those beaches at Normandy.. volunteered to be the first man to hit the shore. When that ramp opened, I watched him briskly jog up the sand.. asked the 5th Panzer Army for a towel! I think that fucker grabbed a few seashells while he was at it..”

                                        Gen.Dwight D. Eisenhower

”I don’t know how he did it… but I watched this random man come in off the street, sit down, scribble on a notepad for a few minutes. Thinking he was a homeless man, I tried to shoo him out of the lab, but then he tore off this single sheet of paper and handed it to me… on it was the chemical composition for the Polio Vaccine..”

                                                            Dr. Jonas Salk

”Ray? You mean Cosmic Ray? Brought me out to the court back in highschool… I didn’t even know how to hold a basketball.. said he’d show me a couple moves..and in twenty minutes I had enough skill-set to land six scholarship offers.. Only reason I’ve got these five championship rings on my fingers."

                                                         Magic Johnson

“The guys at Houston will never admit to it, but swear to god.. when me and Buzz walked down off that ladder.. Admiral Vedros was sitting there at Tranquility Base on a lawn chair, smoking the fattest joint we’d ever seen.. said it was “Moon Rocks”.. NASA had to go back and fake the Moon Landing footage just because Congress wouldn’t be too happy watching three guys sit around smoking hash on the lunar surface..”

                                                           Neil Armstrong

While we already have approval from President Biden, unanimous approval in the House AND the Senate, and all but one of the Supreme Court Justices (Clarence Thomas a hoe). We are looking for affirmation by the people whom he has touched over his legacy.

Thank you for your support, and let’s come together to say -

Happy Birthday Ray