Friends, acquaintances and those in the public who are hearing from me for the first time,

For the past few years I have been advocating the notion that I would be a better candidate to be Ernie Boch Jr. than Ernie Boch Jr. It's become abundantly clear that the Boch empire has outgrown itself like a cancerous cell, and that he is no longer fit to sit in his position as the kingpin of the Norwood car trade. Ernie no longer represents the working people of America. His cars no longer run on Dunkin'.

Recently, Ernie has let let his billionaire status go to his head and he has fully endorsed fellow billionaire Donald Trump for president. He's even organizing a fundraiser at his $30 Mil. Norwood mega-mansion for the deplorable candidate.

Now, the presidential election might be important, but the real battle is to be fought on the automile. I ask you to help me launch a grassroots campaign to elect me as the new Ernie Boch Jr.-- the PEOPLES' Ernie Boch Jr. You must ask yourself, do you want your car salesman to come from inherited wealth and empire and represent corporate interests and the 1%? I doubt it.  He's only looking out for himself! We need an Ernie Boch Jr. who speaks truth to power and restores the automile to truly be everything YOU'RE looking for. Comrades, I am the Ernie Boch Jr. for a new era and I promise that as Ernie Boch, I will host an even better fundraiser for Bernie Sanders.

I ask you, join me. Together we shall usurp Ernie Boch Jr. with an Ernie Boch Jr. we can all feel proud of.

This petition will go directly to Ernie Boch Jr. (the old one). With enough support and pressure and an effective grassroots campaign, we will have a new Ernie!

Yours in the cause,

Jacob Nathan (Ernie Boch Jr.)