One year ago, I woke up from a stress nap with a glorious new idea. An idea so glorious I still wonder if I was visited by god himself in my sleep, blessed with a vision and tasked with bringing it into reality.

“We gotta put Karkat in fortnite.”

I set in motion my plan. I opened up SAI and shat out the worst image probably ever to illustrate my idea and set my three braincells hard at work to whip up a vaguely sinister couple of sentences to go with my vision. I posted the petition, found some areas to promote it, and the voice of the people spoke clearly. We needed this.

But alas, the call of the gamers remains unanswered.

More than 500 people signed, but it was not enough. We must take action. We have to spread the word in any way we can.

We gotta put Karkat in fortnite.

Now that chapter two draws closer each day, we will give it another shot. WE, the people, the gamers will rise up, and we’ll tell the world what we want.

In the chance that anyone in Epic Games sees this, have a look at the list I’ve compiled outlining some of the millions of reasons you should put our weird alien boy in your game:

• He has a huge following already, which would give you free promotion
• He stands out from the crowd and offers variety in skin options
• Homestucks will meme your game back into relevance I kid you not
• He’s god