This needs no explanation. The Cleveland Browns are a dumpster fire, and the problem is top-down. This team has broken the hearts of Northeast Ohio for decades now. I told my children, “the first time I cried in front of a girl was called the fumble.” But this has just gotten ri-GD-diculous. Our football team is once again the laughing stock of the NFL. generations of fans deserve better.

Purchasing the Browns would be the equivalent of buying a Starbucks coffee and muffin for Mr. Musk. The NFL, the nation, dare I say the entire world, depends on you, Elon. Don’t let us down.