Make Fifty Shades Darker Fifty Shades HOTTER: Give Jamie Dornan back his beard!!!


Make Fifty Shades Darker Fifty Shades HOTTER: Give Jamie Dornan back his beard!!!
The Issue
As a super fan of the Fifty Shades Trilogy, I have watched the movie Fifty Shades of Grey so many times that I have lost count. I have shamelessly read the books and listened to the audio versions countless times. But with all the love I have for these characters and for this irresistible addictive love story I too (along with the unnecessarily harsh critics) had a problem with the movie. I feel like I am betraying the Fifty Shades franchise but it has to be said.....simply put, stripping Jamie Dornan of his beard was by far the BIGGEST MISTAKE AND WORST DECISION ever made by the makers of the movie.
With his beard Jamie Dornan is mind numbingly, mouth watering, life altering HOT! He embodies EVERYTHING you would imagine Christian Grey to be. It is perplexing that none of the execs, the director, nor E.L. (forgive me E.L. I really do love you=) realized that Jamie Dornan in his natural bearded state is so much hotter than the stripped down, waxed, hairless version of him you put in the movie.
E. L. James PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE listen to the TRUE fans of Fifty. Read the blogs or just simply compare side by side photos of Jamie with and without his beard and you will realize that a mistake was made. Although Christian's character in the book was clean shaven, allowing Jamie to keep his beard wouldn't be the only detail you strayed from (Ana's choppy unflattering hair cut with bangs in the movie completely strayed from the long luxurious beautiful sexy hair you described in the book---but I will save that argument for another petition on a different day)
It is my firm belief that one of the reasons the film received so much criticism is not because of the actors you chose to portray Ana and Christian. But because you took away their sexy. Don't get me wrong, Jamie is HOT, but a bearded Jamie without a doubt is BEYOND HOT! Bearded Jamie is the one we want to swoon over for two hours of "Fifty Fantasy". Bearded Jamie is the one we want to tie us up and "do rude things" to us.
E.L. James you got this one major thing wrong in the first movie .....it's not too late...PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE make Fifty Shades Darker Fifty Shades Hotter and GIVE JAMIE DORNAN BACK HIS BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Please give Dakota Johnson some long beautiful sexy hair too=)
The Issue
As a super fan of the Fifty Shades Trilogy, I have watched the movie Fifty Shades of Grey so many times that I have lost count. I have shamelessly read the books and listened to the audio versions countless times. But with all the love I have for these characters and for this irresistible addictive love story I too (along with the unnecessarily harsh critics) had a problem with the movie. I feel like I am betraying the Fifty Shades franchise but it has to be said.....simply put, stripping Jamie Dornan of his beard was by far the BIGGEST MISTAKE AND WORST DECISION ever made by the makers of the movie.
With his beard Jamie Dornan is mind numbingly, mouth watering, life altering HOT! He embodies EVERYTHING you would imagine Christian Grey to be. It is perplexing that none of the execs, the director, nor E.L. (forgive me E.L. I really do love you=) realized that Jamie Dornan in his natural bearded state is so much hotter than the stripped down, waxed, hairless version of him you put in the movie.
E. L. James PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE listen to the TRUE fans of Fifty. Read the blogs or just simply compare side by side photos of Jamie with and without his beard and you will realize that a mistake was made. Although Christian's character in the book was clean shaven, allowing Jamie to keep his beard wouldn't be the only detail you strayed from (Ana's choppy unflattering hair cut with bangs in the movie completely strayed from the long luxurious beautiful sexy hair you described in the book---but I will save that argument for another petition on a different day)
It is my firm belief that one of the reasons the film received so much criticism is not because of the actors you chose to portray Ana and Christian. But because you took away their sexy. Don't get me wrong, Jamie is HOT, but a bearded Jamie without a doubt is BEYOND HOT! Bearded Jamie is the one we want to swoon over for two hours of "Fifty Fantasy". Bearded Jamie is the one we want to tie us up and "do rude things" to us.
E.L. James you got this one major thing wrong in the first movie .....it's not too late...PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE make Fifty Shades Darker Fifty Shades Hotter and GIVE JAMIE DORNAN BACK HIS BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Please give Dakota Johnson some long beautiful sexy hair too=)
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Petition created on February 16, 2016